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The countdown is on folks. Mayhem will strike at the Mayhem Household this weekend, as the lil wifey goes off with the ladies for the weekend into the USA for shopping. (apparently it's good shopping this weekend). Whereas me?? LilRay is heading off to his fathers, and come Friday, yours truely starts a week of vacation.

Where does that leave me for the weekend??! Ho ho - i could tell ya, but then you'd have to arrest me.. there's no tellin' what kinda loose-nut debauchery i can get myself into. Let's see... there's a 'mounds' of women that are at my beck-n-call that i could call over to entertain me... hell... i could even get 4 atta time (now what would i do with 4 atta time, anyway??)

I could hit all the strip-club... (There's a delightful waste of money, eh!?)I could -- heck, I could drive of the road and go "Ho' Hunting" .. nothing like trying to bargain for a blowjob eh? "How much for a blow, darlin'?""$10 buck" (note: i really wouldn't know)"$10?!! Why that's outrageous -- $6 bucks and that's my final offer"

There's always Cow-Tipping... nothing like a good cow-tip and my moo-cow fuck milk to pass a night...

I could take in the local talent at all the hoochie-bars out there... go scope out the needy cougars.. eh? eh? yaa!!! that's what i'm talk 'bout...

*Ahem.. * *Cough.* ..Ya.. i'll more than likely buy the latest Neverwinter Nights 2 video game, buy a case of beer, couple of bottles of wine and geek out all weekend... (i'll take in a hockey game in HD while i'm at it --- woooo living on the edge).

Just talked to my buddy - may hit the pub on Saturday... have a couple of wobbly-pops, some wings... play some hockey on Xbox ... see how exciting my life is?!?!!? Isn't it beautiful and relaxing..

Any of you have any great suggestions??